Self Parody
(All songs are written by Winston Campbell, Jr. except where specified)---
father father mother mother come together to make brother brother i was a bad kid playing with matches passion and fire it burns and it tires well, what would you expect i demanded nuff respect jumped off the top of the roof with a rope around my neck geez, louise you come back and burn down the shack she's routine she's returned just to watch it burn father father mother mother just give it up now why would you even bother i'm out at night i'm so out of sight unlit dynamite ready to press on with the fight well, what would you expect i demanded nuff respect laughing all the way with a rope around my neck geez, louise you come back and burn down the shack she's routine she's returned just to watch it burn father father mother mother come together to beat brother brother geez, louise you come back and burn down the shack she's routine she's returned just to watch it burn and i'm not the only one you now have another son now here we are the second two well what am i supposed to do all i wanted was the name so now i guess i'll have the fame and i guess it has to be this way now i'll have it all to say now i'll have it all to say now i'll have it all to say
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well i wanna love you baby if a man wanna love you too cause i got a little man, baby and a puny man body too and i wanna kiss you baby if the needle done prick me too cause i wanna sew you baby with a thread that'll clothe you too c'mon now! i won't make it this time this time i won't make it this time well i wanna sweep you baby sweep you off your feet at two cause i got this ring here baby cause i wanna be with you and i wanna kiss you baby with lips of the ocean blue put the red gloss on me lipsticks and pussy too c'mon now! i won't make it this time this time i won't make it this time i'm in love with you i'm in love with you you got to groove with the music groove with the music uh-huh, yeah you got to groove with the music groove with the music well i wanna love you baby if a man wanna love you too well i is a baby man babe if a man was in love with you and i wanna kiss you baby if the needle done prick me too cause i wanna sew you baby with a thread that'll clothe you too c'mon now! i won't make it this time this time i won't make it this time
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it was a happy day in the month of may it was a happy day during the months of turmoil and dismay thinking aside on a cloudy day painting the colours in the month of may your beautiful face has brought out the day all towards the rainbow speaking out loud on a sunny day on a happy day it was a happy day in the month of may it was a happy day during the years of dysfunction and despair (well smile) you are the one (you child) go get my gun (your smile) we'll have some fun (like a mile) under the sun (of my life) we weigh a ton (and your kind) oh no my love (it is my) you've got a bun (it is my) in the oven did you turn off the oven? it was a happy day in the month of may it was a happy day during the decades of mold and decay you turned around, you gave me the sound what life was and what it is you drove me here, you drove me there you took me everywhere (well smile) you left the bun (you child) in the oven (your smile) it's over done (like a mile) what you did hon (of my life) was left it on (and your kind) now it is gone (it is my) it's like the sun (it is my) in the oven (what?) thinking out loud on a cloudy day counting the flowers in the month of may your beautiful lips the curve of your hips your warm fingertips on me lying awake on a sunny day when you have everything, what more can you say i am who I am so you understand you are the best day of my life on this rainy day on a happy day your god and my god they're all the same as long as we love each other i think we'll be okay
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come try take this balloon from me and i'll cut your face come try take this makeup from me and i'll cut your face you don't know where i come from you don't know a single thing come try touch me and you know i'll cut your face slash left, right don't care the age cause i'll cut your face i'll cut your face i'm so alone please don't let me live this world alone i'll cut your face you and me will be best friends now don't turn away or i will take my knife and cut your face off cause i'm scared of humans trying to have a laugh of me come try to find me right now i'm nowhere to be found the last party i did my mind just didn't come around little kid tried to take this balloon from me and i cut his face i cut his face now i don't know what to do maybe i'll cut my own face off this time you and me will share this hot dog hot dog's made of meat i don't want to know what meat the hot dog is made of i think it's processed but whatever you die and i cry for you this time now cause i understand what it is we are i am a clown i get around i get around i go home alone and in the shower i slowly cry i don't want to die i'm so alone i have no one to call my own i am a clown i get around i just get around and the kids don't do a thing don't do a thing don't do a thing don't do a thing to make this pain go away all their smiles and all their laughter don't do a thing don't do a thing
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i don't trust the president what's he gotta hide? has he paid his rent? he won't come out we can't go in blocked by security and mary lynn what we need is a star keifer sutherland or johnny marr kurt cobain had stomach pains yet someone put a bullet inside his brain i don't care i don't care the people they know what is going on i was young now i'm old forgot the things i was told by my daddy well he left me he was heavy in the TV men have this choice between breast or thigh yet some choose the back of some other guy some fight a war some throw stones we're searching for macauley is he still home... alone? i don't know but the people they know what is going on if you had to hide what you felt so deep inside would you allow me in lift up that dress but then again they say what you eat is what you are and what you drink waits for you at the bar you don't trust the president because he hides when he stiffs you on the rent i don't care i don't care forget the crazies forget the stalkers why did they have to kill off renee walker forget the past and imani miller is it beenie man or bounty killer? i don't care i don't care
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let me try to tell a story of when i was a little boy and i played a little girl in a school play and i was amazed by the part the role played to me it didn't match the role of my former self because the role didn't seem to make much sense when you put it on top of itself and pull it from the bottom what do you really have? but only blind faith so roll down the stairs we did roll down on the stairs we did until we got hit! oh my logic oh my logic let me try to back up a little bit of when the older boys tried to make me hold the national flag it was heavy and i was weak because i was a skinny boy playing this fat girl with pigtails of such but that is irrelevant right now and after a while the red of the audience decided to display itself to me with the people clapping and laughing and having a grand old time while this little boy fell into the main chair of the annointed one with his kind eyes and wordly face who holds up the bread only to hear a bell chime only to put it down again to grab some wine to lift it up only to hear the bell chime again to put it down again and i say oh my logic what does this really mean? what is he trying to say? does this make sense well is anything else supposed to make sense when you try to lift up again and pull it between your eyes oh my logic oh my logic when all you need are your friends yes when all you need are your friends they are the ones to step behind you when all you really need are your friends yes? yes! so there really is no moral behind these stories i'm trying to tell because these are really not stories i'm trying to tell they're just stream of conscious verse that somehow lodged itself into my brain only to be siphoned out by the nonbelievers and the ones who questioned the blind allegiances the audacity to question your parents and your teachers and your leaders your authority figures your president your congress when only they died on the cross for you and you could care less but i care cause I'm always there and this is where my story ends because i have no story because i am no one in the grand scheme of things we are nothing only nothing we are only nothing we are only nothing when your parents come for you remember to pack a piece of your innocence when they come for you daddy, what does this really mean? mommy, daddy what does this really mean? please, please tell me please, please tell me please
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i don't know who you think you are running your mouth all over the place i don't care to see your face do you not know my name? i don't judge or want to be judged i just want to be left alone you on the other hand, you know it all well do you, know it all? when the race war hits we'll travel down we'll shop around into the town when the race war hits we'll travel light we'll watch the sights all through the nights da da dum da da dum da da dum da da dum i don't know who you think you are running around all over this place this foolishness to me, it's all the same well do you not know my name? and all of this knowledge and all of our presence gets shifted away to obsolescence and all of our stories and all of our plight all cancel each other in the pale of moonlight a fool will wink and take the stage but he doth not yet know my name when the race war hits we'll travel down right into town we'll shop around when the race war hits we'll fly a kite we'll paint it white oh what a pretty sight da da dum da da dum da da dum da da dum do you know me? (well do you? do you?) do you know me? i don't really think you do do you believe? do you believe in the all the beauty of the world? i don't know do you believe in all all the beauty of the world? i don't know i don't know don't know i don't know who you think you are or just what it is you're doing here i don't care what you have to say i can tell it's all the same
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there's a secret rights convention that's happening in your mind it won't have you it won't have you this time you will walk up to the house of failing fortunes they will have you they must have you this time you must grow up to take it in stride get off of that high horse you so readily ride when all the misgivings line up just to choke you all i can offer now is only nothing there's a secret rights convention that's happening all the time they will have you they will have you tonight you will tip off the high horse of village fools they may eat you but they won't cheat you in time when you follow and feel left behind don't go chasing what you can't trace in time when all the king's horses line up to stroke you anticipation with no relief makes the little boy blue there's a secret rights convention that's happening in your mind it won't have you it won't have you this time i won't have you i can't have you this time say what you say what you wanted to say but I really think that it's really okay inside of your house and into your room well look at the time we must be leaving soon unless you play a gracious song to get us prancing on the lawn maybe chord it into your thong so we can cheek to strum along and only nothing only nothing is truly something only nothing well that's truly something
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i walked out today looked up didn't know what to say man on the roof looked down at me before he jumped he said "you are what you see" oh my, for heaven's sake he hit the ground but he did not break i walked out today in the womb of the old town's display i tore off all of my skin cause the scars won't ever let me in if i come i come back then they win and i'll cry cry like a sissy man girly whachamacallit i walked out today looked down didn't know what to say little man jumped up at me before he fell he said "i like your soft feet" oh why, for heaven's sake he got bit by the rattlesnake if i come i come back then they win and i'll die die this death of a thousand times die this death of a thousand times the snakes win the snakes win no... if i come i come back now the snakes win
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hello hello my little girl got a black bag with lots of pearls come with me and we'll tour the world sold out shows on the circuit twirl scratch your knee and watch it burn the gravy pours out into the urn flinch your skin and orafice oh dear man, i want to urinate oh oh oh urinate oh oh oh urinate oh oh oh urinate oh oh oh uh-ho ho ho come with me and beat your hand heat for the burn and skin tight pants i wanna be a vin diesel soap you wanna be frank serpico i wanna blow my nose i want to blow my nose oh man i want to blow my nose on this cocaine want to blow my nose on this cocaine (come with me) (all this time) (we go off to the crime scene) hello hello my big fat girl got a black bag with a lack of pearls come with me and we'll tour the world sold out shows on the circuit twirl scratch your ball and watch it fall i'll shove this election up against the wall i want to blow my nose on cocaine i want to blow my nose on cocaine (i'll serve your drink) (you want some peanuts) (i'm here for you) (i am always here for you) b chord! (cocaine) b chord! b chord! (cocaine) b chord! b chord jazz (it's illegal) like jimi hendrix played (cocaine) in... back in the day (it's illegal) (guitar solo right now) solo! i want to blow my nose on this cocaine on this cocaine get me out of here get me get me out of here get me a friend get me david koch koch has a cain get me out of here and leave the cocaine
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i ain't slippin' through no more for you i won't see it i ain't slippin', no never i'm done slipping all through the cracks i found joy and joy left me it's not fair you will seize it well i have left my own devices to you so feel it i have made the world her and i i don't know where i am headed now you can show me you can lead me through the righteous if you don't know me i found joy and she left me it's not fair she will kick me down to the ground i fall for you defeated i have made the world her and i i ain't slippin' through no more for you i won't see it i ain't slipping', no never i'm done slipping all through your cracks i found joy and joy left me it's not fair she will be it well i have lost myself within you so feel it i have made the world her and i
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