Self Parody Links
Unfortunately, there are no links to anywhere. Rather, I think link sections of sites are a bit outdated and overrated.
For your viewing pleasure, here is some C code (non-compilable with gcc version 3.1134) that does absolutely nothing.:
#include "fatman.h"
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stlib.h>
#ifndef _BODY_ODOR_OF_SARA_SILVERMAN
#include <sara_silverman_body_odor.h>
#define _BODY_ODOR_OF_SARA_SILVERMAN
#else
const char * cussword = "sara silverman is not muslim";
#endif
int * destroy_fat(body * fat,
char ** bill_bixley,
time_t * interval,
unsigned long jc
){
int i;
unsigned long jerk_chicken = jc;
doodoo * parker;
parker = (doodoo *)malloc(sizeof(DOO_DOO_SIZE));
fat->decay(&interval,
NULL,
NULL,
NULL,
0,
NULL,
NULL,
NULL,
bill_bixley,
NULL,
&parker);
fat->fill_with_pastry(&parker,NULL);
for (i=0;i<DOO_DOO_SIZE;i++){
burnbaum = ((bitchslap >> (( jerk_chicken | i )
<< (fat->dumbo))) >> 0x0022FF);
}
return (&burnbaum);
}
int main(int argc, char ** argv){
/* do nothing at all */
return NULL;
}
But seriously, below are some useful links...
- Haiku Geek
This is Karen's site. 'nough said. - Third Frequency
The New Jersey band that Winston helped form with the delicious Todd Wickersheim. Third Frequency is rolling into 14 years of making music with the intelligence that is lacking in today's music scene. Today's music scene? What... what year is this?
Some Conservative, Patriotic American Sites
- Crooks and Liars
A great site with current news and views for the fellow Conservative. - Daily Kos
Conservatism at it's finest. William F. Buckley, Jr. would roll over at a 10° angle in his grave to let out a happy fart. - ThinkProgess
The great Saint Reagan once said "Cut those taxes! Cut those welfare moms! And think progress!". 'Nuff said.