Dance With the Devil Now
(All songs are written by Winston Campbell, Jr. except where specified)---
how can anyone not want to write songs about you? why would anyone want to walk here without you? i've held your hand and i'm not sure you'll understand you're wearing red and it's filling my head with visions i shouldn't oh, you know i couldn't your pants are two inches too short and i would know because you told me so after all these arguments after all the stress after all these smiles after all this time why would anyone want to walk here without you? why would anyone not want to write this song about you?
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dance with the devil now don't you feel cold why you so disheveled now what you been told stuck into the levels now with nowhere to go what you been thinking starts to get old tapping on the water now it gets your knees soft blushy pulpy now stuck in gravy tube top shaking now shake it off again dance with the devil now like you did when have to solve this got to get it right i want to promise keep my query tight dance with the devil now don't you feel cold why you feel disheveled now what you been told stuck to the levels now nowhere to go what you been thinking starts to get old tapping on this water now it's got your knees soft blushy pulpy now stuck in gravy tube top shaking now shake it off again dance with the devil now like you did when have to solve this got to get it right i want to promise keep my query tight i want to solve this get on the table i have to promise constrain this view dance with the devil now dance with the devil now dance with the devil now why you don't notice that someone's in the database? why you don't notice that someone's in the database? dance with the devil now don't you feel cold why you so disheveled now what you been told stuck into the levels now nowhere to go what you been thinking starts to get sold tapping on the water now it gets your knees soft pushly pulpy now stuck in gravy tube top shaking now shake it off again dance with the devil now like you did when have to solve this got to get it right i want to promise keep my query tight dance with the devil now don't you feel cold why you so disheveled now what you been told stuck to the levels now with nowhere to go what you been thinking starts to get old tapping on the water now it gets your knees soft blushy pulpy now stuck in gravy tube top shaking now shake it off again dance with the devil now like you did when why you don't notice that someone's in the database? why you don't notice that someone's in the database? why? why? why? come dance with me let's have a big party come dance with me let's have a big party someone's coming here someone's going there come dance with me let's have a big party office party office party office party office party office office office party everyone get down everyone get down every every every everyone get down
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woman you got some great tats woman shave your arm pats caregivers come and caregivers go and where they're cared for nobody knows woman make me some grats woman with your oversized tats butchers come and butchers go and where they're butchered nobody knows woman you've now gotten yourself the shats woman what it has is what it gats balls do come and shafts do go and where they're balled everybody knows they said my name was fred but they thought i was dead and they put me in the morgue and made me a cyborg now i'm back in the past you know i can last just make this fast yeah... don't pass that ghast woman you got a left tat woman want to get in your slat creases come and creases go and where they're entered god only knows if only i wasn't so lonely if only i wasn't so lonely if only i wasn't so lonely if lonely i wasn't so only oriental is a bad word for an asian person oriental is a bad word for an asian person oriental is a bad word for an asian person
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you turn me on and you turn me down
well, it's a long way from the cameras in my mind no i can't find my senses no i can't find the time well, it's a long way from the cameras in your mind no i can't find you clearly but i can feel your smile well, it's been mighty grand my feet won't hit the ground well you turn me on and you turn me down well, it's a long way from the cameras to your mind no i can't find your senses but i do have the time you turn me on and you turn me down you turn me on well, you have been great and you have been kind filling out the paths to the cameras in your mind but it's a long way your feet just hit the ground and i can turn you on and i won't turn you down i won't cross this bridge not without you i won't you turn me on and you turn me down you turn me on and you turn me down you turn me on well, it's a long way from the cameras of my mind well i can't find my senses and i can't find the time well, it's a long way to the cameras in your mind no i can't see you clearly but i do love your smile well it's been mighty grand to grip and hold your hand my feet won't hit the ground when you turn me on and you turn me down
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i can sit here thinking with my mind's eye blinking wondering what's the next move when to dance the next groove and i'm out of my mind and there's nothing i can do and with my mind's eye blinking i sit here thinking will a thought ever pass your mind? will my face ever cloud your eye? and it's so hard to swallow i feel hollow i feel hollow i won't fit the skin of which happy people are in but that is not my fault because there's no happy people at all we're all here spinning and writhing out of control and there's no comfort in this but i want comfort in you will this thought ever pass your mind? will my face ever cloud your eye? you know me, i wallow in it because it feels so hollow and i am out of my mind and i am out of my skin right now i can't move right now i can't think can't feel can't see can't watch what this world has to offer i'm always late always late getting it what this world has to offer i don't get it and it's tough for me to swallow when i don't want to follow and despite what you say deep inside i feel hollow i feel hollow i feel hollow i feel hollow i feel so hollow i feel hollow i feel hollow
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he used to fold five, now he folds none
put it in don't take it out you can stroke it if you find out how you can deflate it and insulate it we can make it no, we will make it i have outted you you have entered me you have made my heart whole again he used to fold a five now he folds a one he used to fold a five now he folds a none take it in and push it out turn it a little and make it pout it's all left from here there's no right in there take it deep let it put you to sleep and what's there to see nothing at all something at all i have outted you you have entered me put it in don't take it out you can stroke it if you find out how it's all left from here there's no right in here take it deep take it i have outted you you have entered me i love babe i just have to say... he used to fold a five now he folds a none he used to fold a five now he folds a one
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get the jams out get your head out you don't know no way out you got no way in get the jams out turn the corner the ole' man eye you don't know why you don't know why you got me in a jam don't know mine you've got my heart on you madden me get the jam out take no prisoners you're brown eyed oh... dee's got obboies dee's got obboies hang her! hang her! hang her! hang her! hang up! get the jams out take no prisoners there's no way out you think you've got it now dee's got obboies dee's got obboies you're coming you're coming take no prisoner you're coming you're coming you're coming take no prisoners you're coming dee's... dee's got obboies
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perky percival pig he wore a yellow wig his friends came around threw his wig to the ground and laughed cause his head was so big
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i am bored out of my fucking mind
i am bored out of my fucking mind i am bored out of my gorge and this is what i do in my free time i will write a song for you telling you i am bored out of my fucking mind and it's raining outside there is nowhere to go my wife, she's at work and here i am writing this song cause i am bored out of my fucking mind would you meet me no you won't meet me and this is why i'm sitting here singing this poorly i am trying to make this a better day but i am bored out of my fucking mind i am bored out of my fucking mind
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it's three o'clock she's on meds she don't trust her head a light in her window makes her forget that they're waiting outside and she needs to be ready she swallows her pride says "bring on suicide" brash up and complete mind fails and depletes why would she cheat why would she leave us and my mouth never opens wide my mouth is always closed it's five o'clock she's distressed will she clean up her mess the light in her window makes her forget and she prays for the rain she prays for the pain the pain to stop but she won't beat the clock and my mouth never opens wide my mouth never opens up and my mouth never opens wide my mouth never opens up it's three o'clock she's on meds she don't trust her head a light in her window makes her forget that he's waiting outside she wants to be his bride but then there's her pride dreaming up suicide and a friend i was and a friend i am and i'll meet her later in her far off places and my mouth never opens wide my mouth never opens up
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she has a rip in the back of her pants
no one told her no one showed her we all just stared and then compared bobby tried to look sylvia tried to peek but when you've got an employee handbook you've got to be careful you know alfred attempted a pencil in and buffy tried to stencil in but both were unsuccesful now they're not here anymore we all dug the curve the shimmy and shake the way it moved the way it grooved but we can't look anymore cause it's not there anymore a crease never wants to die a crease never wants to be sewn but the worst is when it's thrown away like rotten fruit in one of those salvation army booths she comes in later with another pair and in sara's eye is a tear poor bobby wants to cry oooh bobby wants to cry sylvia needs to die what we used to want to touch has faded away into the dust and there will be no more glares and there will be no more stares and it has to be this way because we are all decent human beings at least we know we are at least we think we are we are we are we are decent human beings we are we are we are decent human beings
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you call my name i'm not the same you turn me down you think i'm a rogue well i'm not your friend and i do believe oh a sigh, a sigh, a sigh is all we got now (when you coming down) a sigh, a sigh, a sigh is all we got (when you coming around) a sigh, a sigh, a sigh is all we got (when you coming down) a sigh, a sigh, a sigh you turn me down you call my phone and i'm not alone and i'm not alone you turn my head you think i'll regret it it's a sigh, a sigh, a sigh (when you coming down) you doubt, you doubt, you doubt (when you coming around) a sigh, a sigh, a sigh (when you coming down) you doubting now on yourself wear those genes a while wear those genes, wear those genes a while wear those genes, those genes a while wear those genes those genes and i'm going out on the road you prick and i'm a hole you are a friend you are my friend let's get together if the law allows us a sigh, a sigh, a sigh a sigh, a sigh a sigh, a sigh, a sigh a sigh, a sigh, a sigh you will regret it a sigh, a sigh, a sigh oh you go down oh you go down oh we go down now hey oh we go down now oh, woe we go down now hey oh you go down now oh, woe we go down now hey oh we go down now...
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you ask me if i'm okay and i'm not quite sure what to say because whatever i tell you won't really sink in and you'll say the same response you always say and we really won't go anywhere and if i try to tell you things you will not want to listen because they're not what you want to hear and i don't think you'll really care either way it makes me sad because that's who i am that's why i'm telling you right now stop looking at me just turn away when you really have nothing to say you really have nothing to say and maybe it's better this way because it doesn't waste your breath it gives you a few more years don't waste your breath on me stop looking at me just walk away you don't care i know it and you show it let go of it i tell myself let go of it and it's not that easy but like you i have to tell myself let go of it
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(instrumental)
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(george w. bush speech set to soothing, relaxing music)