SELF PARODY

...where did the time go? where did my life go?...

Atwarwithmyself

(All songs are written by Winston Campbell, Jr. except where specified)

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the long and slow deliberate walk of sam grindlinger


he's getting younger
and i'm getting older
he's devolving slowly
while i'm aging rapidly
where did the time go?
where did my life go?
he don't care about any of that
take his heed
he'll make ya bleed!
he'll make you laugh
he'll make you cry
and you try to reason
but you don't know why
cause he's got a knack to make you bleed!
he does

he'll go dancing in the middle of the night
he'll go dancing cause it's his right
he'll go dancing in the middle of the day
he will drive slowly and he'll be okay
he'll go dancing in the springtime of the june
he'll go prancing with his clothes in the nude
he'll go riffing at the top of his bass
we will take all notice of his angelic face

what is his politics?
what is the size of his dicks?
what is the girth of his mind?
what is the epoch of his time?
where did he slog from?
why is he here?
will he come save us?
i don't think so, i fear
but again, what is the size of his dicks
the largest on record and the envy of all pricks

don't we want to be the best singers
the long and slow walk of sam grindlinger
don't we need to put down the ringer
the brave and the daring, mister grindlinger
don't we see the last line is a pisser
she don't want to hear trust, thus we will now diss her
don't we want to be a french zinger
the long and slow walk of my dirty brown finger

he's getting younger
while i'm getting older
we're all devolving slowly
while i'm aging rapidly
where did the time go?
where did my life go?

don't we want to be the best singers
the long and slow walk of sam grindlinger
			

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well, kelly, well


there's a fluid filled wrapper on the side of the bed
the constant skull screwing's gone right straight to your head
and the gnawing at your side has all but killed your pride
when the body is tired is when the spirit subsides
which hole is the healed one
which hand is the free one
which semen is the demon
ham the eggs of the green one
doctor sooge in a cage
as your ass takes the stage
it is all but the rage
if it would, if only

well, kelly
oh well
why don't you know?

oh kelly
with your white belly
underwear filled with jelly
oh my dear, lovely
well, kelly
well, kelly

i'm the god given stranger out to put you in danger
in the patterns of manger and the pangs of your labor
i don't call this extortion
you just want this abortion
with your sweaty blonde hair
with your rot down in there

well, kelly
oh well
why don't you go?

this sex ain't the best
but it beat all the rest
place my hand on your breast
when your eyes hit the yes
but your heart yields to no
and i must let you go
in the future it's low
in the past it's so so so so so so...

with so many lovers
except danny glover
time now to shove her
where was her mother?
where was her brother?
where was the other?
when her life was so banal
so she took to the anal
and killed on the oral
murdered me in total
i don't think you should scold her
i just think you should hold her
i think she is broken
her legs always open
her mouth's never spoken
just help me
help me, please

well, kelly
oh well
why don't you know?

well i don't know
i want to see you grow
to beat the undertow
come out on top
when i come in your bottom
cleanse out all the rotten
you are not forgotten
a piss to put your pot in
the blood to soak your cotton
the groove you now is trottin'
oh, kelly
			

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the scale


speak the truth
know yourself
it is you
bless your health
in your youth
broke your tooth
needed proof
was so aloof

i'm so fat
i just shat
look at that
all this crap

show you face
smile out loud
warm embrace
so very proud
parents live
and parents die
you're on the scale
asking why

why so fat?
all this crap
that I just shat
what's up with that?

getting older
we're getting older
the passing of time
less and less mine
i'm getting older
but so are you
the winters are colder
so rest your head
on my shoulder

speak the truth
know your line
courage gained
straightened spine
spread your wings
open wide
breathe and sing
i think it's time

can't find a rhyme
to end this with
can't find the time
it's already gone

never coming back
we're getting fat

have our laughs
live our smiles
all the time
all this time
love our laughs
live our smiles
all this time
all this time

you and me
in a world fresh out of justice and much
what you'll see
and i don't think you have it within to
pick a side
getting meta out of matter
save your hide
i'll keep my distance for a pittance of your future
genocide
i'm petrified
it's certified
now classified

grab them by the pussy
and squeeze them in the tushy
skin's all so pushy
until you reach the bushy

you and me
in a world so vexing, resting, besting
what you see
the social order crumbling stumble to the
other side
searching meta out of matter
restore your pride
you'll slip to grip the matter of our own and resting
suicide
now clarified
we'll liquify
side by side

inject lysol into your skin
go out and bathe in ultraviolet light
ingest all in your cabinet
feel the cure in the poison
of your stupid suicide

what have we become?
why even ask the question of
what have we become
when the answer
doesn't change a single damn thing
until the next spring
buckle up and hope to save your chin

speak the truth
love yourself
it is you
bless your health
in your youth
broke your tooth
needed proof
was so aloof

you and me
getting better by the minute
of what we'll be
we're the mothers, sisters, brothers
of this fantasy

this fantasy

this fantasy

our lives matter
we only have the one to live
make our lives matter again

we're so phat
we're just like that
we won't grab you by the pussy
or inject you with bleach
we're just decent human beings
we're just decent human beings
			

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smells like sour


at the border
stroking something
you can't see
no
take my license and lock me up

take my rabbits
fly them to
states far away
from me
this is not
what i expected
from you
you disappoint me

i heard your leader
he speaks like a four year old toddler
i'm still brooding
you're still choosing
to take my life and lock me up
stop

no puppet
no puppet
you're the puppet
you're the puppet
no puppet...

it smells like sour
it tastes like freedom
but you're so fake
yeah
i don't bring you drugs
i don't bring you crime
i don't bring you rapers
i am none you'd imagine
the best person
the best person
			

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the struggle is real


die!
die!
die!
die!
die!
die!
die!
live!

just because i don't wanna take
doesn't mean i don't wanna talk...

the struggle is real
and i'm getting the feels
can't afford my meals
leading me to steal
your dirty rotten deal
is making this unreal
the struggle is real
so here i kneel

die!
die!
die!
die!
die!
die!
die!
live!

the struggle is real
and i'm getting the feels
can't afford my meals
leading me to steal
your dirty rotten deal
is making this unreal
the struggle is real
so here i do kneel

the church is on fire
and i'm only but a squire
do you think i'm a liar
well, i sing on the choir
and the match is now tired
burning with desire
i'm the seller not the buyer
come take me higher

the struggle is real
and i'm getting the feels
i'm getting the steals
i'm vomiting the meals
tigga, na, rah, de geal
mish mash banana peel
the struggle is real
so here we go again

the struggle is real
and i'll kill you for the wheel
rolling to another feel
i love kelly deal
it's kelly deal!
it's kelly deal
i mean who doesn't really love kelly deal!

die!
and die!
and die!
and die!
and die!
and die!
and die
and live!
and die
and live
and die
and live!
			

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bernie or bust a nut


bernie...

bernie or bust
we got to or must
bust a nut, yeah
bust your guts, oooh

turn up the rust, yeah
our own kind of justice
susan sarandon
wrapped her hand in

a mess of proportion
a massive extortion
such stupid purity
oh where's the humility?

now she's obscurity
such prematurity
but i'm over it
no, i'm not over it

bernie or bust, yeah
what's all the fuss?
if you don't vote for someone cause of the person's race
then you're a racist

bernie or bust
will never adjust
will bust a nut, yeah
bust your guts, oooh

we'll tear down the nation
with our rampant starvation
we're bernie or bust
we got to or must
ooooh!

bernie
			

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you reckon we been slack


captain walker
smooth smooth talker
what matters most
is captain walker
what matters most
is local deployment
in charge of your data
what more can i say y'all
don't want your hidden fees
when I dot my t's
won't be rate shamed
gotta stay in the game
captain walker
shy shy talker
can you give me water?
captain walker
what matters most
is getting out of the cloud
we've been slack
but we want our data back
yes, we've been so loose
with all our integrations
captain walker

i don't want to do this anymore
i don't want to do this anymore
i don't want to do this anymore
i don't want to do this anymore

sitting in the kitchen
bitches now be bitchin'
rich just keep be richin'
poor keep dig deep ditchin'
fry me up some chicken
make it finger lickin'
timer keeps tick tickin'
ramsey just killed rickon
ramsey's a sick son of a bitch
a bastard by birth
castrates true men of girth
those dogs are angry
they've had too much water
please help them now
captain walker

i don't want to do this anymore
i don't want to do this anymore
i don't want to do this anymore
i don't want to do this anymore

captain walker
shy shy talker
what matters most
is you, captain walker
what matters most
lead you to water
don't want more
of your best pig slaughter
you got your s.t.d.'s
when i'm down on your knees
you shake off my fleas
and make in rice and peas
captain walker
why you not talk-a?
cat bit your tongue-eh?
captain walker?
what matter most
is not being down
we've tried your slack
but we want our availability back
captain walker
captain walker
oooh, sitting in the kitchen
bitches just be bitching
sitting
sitting
sitting
sitting

i don't want to do this anymore
i don't want to do this anymore
i don't want to do this anymore
i don't want to do this anymore
hello
bye bye
			

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something happened on the way back to the


you don't need the
bullshit they tell you
the horseshit they sell you
i won't turn on the
tv of fake news
the ides of the baked blues
i can't comprehend
you keep listening
when your brain just keeps fizzling
you stupid son of a bitch
if they tell you
the bastards will sell you
i walked out of the room
with such horror
just dreading tomorrow
the pundits and freaks will
smile when they shank you
will wretch when they thank you

it's not do what he says
it's not do what he says
it's not do what he says!
do not do what he says
do not do what he says
do not do what he says!
it's not do what he says
it's not do what he says
it's not do what he says!
do not do what he says
do not do what he says
do not do what he says!

i thought it was
great and quite steady
it was so great already
red hat troll fucking
idiot wearing
these eyes have stopped swearing
racist, homophobic, and sexist
time to take your next exit
fooled and duped
when the history's written
your dick will get bitten
fucking all the institutions
ducking all the retributions
delusions of persecution
the emergent devolution
a genetic constitution
race war or a revolution
spanked by all the prostitution
pussy grabbing absolution

do not do what he says
do not do what he says
do not do what he says!
it's not do what he says
it's not do what he says
it's not do what he says!
do not do what he says
do not do what he says
do not do what he says!
it's not do what he says
it's not do what he says
it's not do what he says!

succeed and fail
i don't want to
black and beyond pale
akin to nothing
but her fucking emails
eyes roll back

make america
make america
make america ungreat again

wait a minute
make
wait a minute
make
wait a minute
make...

why does he want to fuck his daughter?
why?
why?
why?
why?

you and me will raise our fists
you and me will resist

this shit is getting out of hand
no kamala
no gillibrand
cory running into fire
half the g.o.p. retires
bernie in a nursing home
biden is now home alone
pence's rectum opens up
mother spits then sews it up
mother sews then spits it down
smears the shit now all around
christian is the new clown
the old clown will fuck around
we didn't start this fire
it's been always plaguing
since the days of reagan
you didn't start this fire
but you walk right into it
cause you're dumb as shit
cause you're dumb as shit
and you just won't quit
you've never lost your way
here's a special medal for you!

it's not do what he says
it's not do what he says
it's not do what he says!
it's not do what he says
it's not do what he says
it's not do what he says!
(you and me will show our tits)
(you and me and that's it)
do not do what he says
do not do what he says
do not do what he says!
do not do what he says
do not do what he says
do not do what he says!

well i'm waiting
you wait, you wait, you wait, you wait
well I'm waiting
you hate, you hate, you hate
for you
relate
why can't we relate?
you leave me waiting
for you

i wanted the world
i wanted the girl
i wanted the swirl
i wanted the truth
i wanted the news
all I got was the blues
all I got was the noose
wrapped around you too
i wanted to smile
for half of a mile
i wanted the child
to look up to you

to look in those eyes
to root out the lies
to sing with a smile
to comfort the child
who sits at the back
as a matter of fact
bullied by the rats
they always travel in packs

to stand up and shout
what it's all about
when you're in a doubt
when you find your mouth
when you find your spine
you've stopped the decline
now it's time to stand
and I know you can

i wanted the love
the hand in the glove
the push then the shove
from the gods above
to the gods below
devil maiden's dance
to clench the hands
and shut up this man

but something happened on the way back to the...
			

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i'm not okay


driving
aimless
spiteful
and gameless
bit mournful
so scornful

you're okay
i'm okay
we are both
not sure

walking
talking
to myself
in my own hell
i have made
the bet's repaid

we're okay
you're okay
i am just
not sure

sighs
like fireflies
in the sky
up high
we fly
we try

oh
back so soon
back to you
back to this

bleeding
from the wrist
cancer
benign cyst
is this us?
what we've become

this is silly
is this us?
really?
it stinks of us

enlightening
our fighting
lost the sighting
a lack of biting
which is frightening
but oh so delighting

it's so easy
to tear a relationship apart
but at least we have
we still have heart
we still have heart

you're okay
i'm okay
i just don't have
anything more to say
			

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and i have nothing more to say

(instrumental)
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