Thyme Versus Monkeh
(All songs are written by Winston Campbell, Jr. except where specified)---
kids, they ruin everything no matter where they swing they'll eat your chicken wing huh huh huh kids, they ruin everything they jump up at the sink and bring down anything huh huh huh i think dora is a communist kids, remind you of yourself and all of your faults just tugging at your heart uh huh huh tell the map to jump right back kids, they ruin everything and nothing all in kind mess with your fragile mind all the time kids, pull at your heart strings clip off your chicken wings until it starts to sting those fuckers we keep tellin' benny he ain't gettin' any kids, they think they own the world big-headed boys and girls when will they flipping learn duh duh duh but maybe dora's just a socialist kids god i'm so tired i am so wired i am so mired don't you just wanna love them don't you just wanna hug 'em wouldn't your life feel empty without 'em don't you just wanna free them don't you just wanna be them don't you just wanna be the immortal the love you've known the one that's grown since your childhood has become it's own sticks and stones will break your scones but femur and bone to be left alone take my hand and we'll rock this land we're so young yet we're so old when you're waking up at the crack of dawn something's wrong yet someone's right oh what a delight the little voices pairing your dreams right through the seams and it's every day but it's okay it's okay it's much better cause you're a certified go-getter kids... kids... kids... mmmmm don't you know that it's only forever kids, they ruin everything no matter where they swing pull at your heart strings those fuckers dora, a bonafide, certified communist don't you just wanna love them don't you just wanna shove 'em why you keep thinking of 'em why you keep thinking of 'em why do they gotta grow up why did they just now show up when the time just doesn't slow up years like tears i look in the mirror and i see the eyes looking back at me almost all this time and i don't remember when they altered when the light in them had begun to falter is this what it's like getting old? is this what it's like growing mold? these objects decay and move far away is this world in ruin and in disarray? i don't think so it's time to go, so she holds my hand and we step outside all my pride now and joy inside her out in the world with the little girl all sun shines through to now me and you kids kids...
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shifting girls on a big mountain roof i take my pick of the red-headed stalker i kick my shoes off and just go dive right in i don't like the faces, all these boys have been wasted we dance to the music and we sing at the sights and we all hug each other at the outset of nights and the cheese in the can is the cheese in the trash we're all gonna make it to that basement to find them changing guards on a big mountain roof i call to lucifer, my new england pony i look at my ribs all untethered and bony i don't like the looks, all three girls have been shifting we sing out the songs and we thrive to the lights and we live out the protocol as we go blinding out sights and the swirl in the faces of the graph databases when the pointer is wasted let's go write to /dev/null i don't visit this world i haven't left my home we do what we have to when we are in rome i fit the description of the low info voter she said i had abandoned her but i remembered i wrote her on the last day she looked so dismayed i left her waiting after all this negating when i saw her again wanted to be her friend but the feeling inside her had divide her
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been waiting in here almost fifty fucking years sippin' on saliva and some of my dried tears my belly feels like jelly and there goes my knee can't keep it all together as my brain starts to flee waiters and waitresses slipping, passing us by if i wait any longer some mo'fucka's gonna die better to be home snackin' on some crackers and cheese or cookin' on some stove a pot of rice and peas stab me now don't ask how how long must we wait time is dead and out of my head waiting for a dinner fucking plate martini or tequila or a sweet sour daquery how'd we end up here at the cheesecake factory a million people sucking the oxygen out play a little record so we can all twist and shout my mouth goes dry as i wade the night sky from inside a hell-hole of which i'll truly die some people think i'm being dramatic as all hell patience is a virtue is all that this asshole can sell track me down out of town i'll strangle your fucking head pipe my dream my mind was clean it's what the other gentlemen said i can't wait i can't wait i can't wait any longer i can't wait i can't wait i can't wait any longer yeah, yeah nigga ma'fuckas be waitin' on this shit man we hungry as all shit ma'fucka we need to eat ma'fucka we need to eat don't ask me how or why or what or when this glass eyed mo'fucker eyeing me like uncle ben i needs to calm down before i go on overload don't stare at me you greasy headed short stink in' toad pass my by don't ask why i might just walk up and leave waiting sucks and who gives a fuck if i walk out and leave don't fuck with me man or i'll stab you in your jugula motherfucka, i'll fucking kill ya out in the world and here i am sweatin in' this choice of friday night food i now be regrettin' well i eats the gabagool every mo'fuckin day hey nigga, what the fuck you wanna say if i find a priest i fucking make him pray if i want justice i goes on judge juday where's my patience? where's my hatians? where the fuck am i really at? inside of my mind losing my time no more cheesecake factory no more shitty tasting daqueries and the portions they give you is a little too large at least i think so
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you go far out in my way turn off the lights and go turn on this room now you and me girl and this makes us a baby maybe just maybe this baby is cra-cra-crazy and maybe just maybe, you just ain't no lady stand back you don't want to get in my face my face steal the car keys and get outta that place now your body it aches there and you gotta take it slow maybe just maybe the your face is cra-cra-crazy and maybe just maybe, you so nice and tasty shut your eyes close your mouth we don't want you here anymore feel me out now and take me right by the hand we're thrust in this phoenix of god knows what to do maybe just maybe we find out we cra-cra-crazy and maybe just maybe, we moving too hasty maybe some day maybe some time you, you will be mine maybe some way maybe it's fine you, you will be mine so don't be so uppity press my hand to your face press my hand don't turn off the lights and go turn me on right right now you and me girl and phil makes us the baby maybe just maybe phil was the cra-cra-cra-crazy and maybe just maybe, phil just is too lazy you walk in line all the time you don't know where to go this time maybe some day maybe some time you will be mine maybe some way maybe it's fine you will be mine so don't be so uppity when i feel like beating myself off into the windows and the mirrors of the birds cherping and sighing slowly and fawning over the site of my hand slowing decaying upon the pavement of what we built into the place we called home and left it all destitute for the filthy and mendicant and all's fall fall out of my belly is this piece of you and never again will i turn my head and beat myself on to the sound of your thoughts the sound of your sweet voice singing that familiar tune that brings me closer and closer to home whenever it feels left out we accept it and keep it in because we are nice people we love our friends we love our families but it's hard to love ourselves sometimes when the daydream turns to night fare the nightmare of this all this thing we call human existence and life as we know it so short and so fragile and some people make it hard for us but we only get stronger we only get stranger day in and day out we get stranger and beating ourselves off to the sound of this song you've known it all along once down in the hole loathing in self pity now ascending slowly head high and uppity and uppity once again once again maybe some day maybe some time you, you will be mine
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i don't want to fight no more i don't want to run no more when it's time to give up we should just give up i don't want to scream no more i don't want to dream no more this use of double negatives so often overused and easily abused or not she is saying i'm doing good it's you to tell her otherwise when she should say she's doing well adverb describes the verb learn it i do want to fight some more I do want to run some more see, I made this a lot better now go to sleep you crazy bed wetter or not she is praying and looking up it's you she needs reassurance captured by the grammar police i know least be or not or not maybe I will fight some more maybe I won't try no more damn, I did it again now I'm in the league of great awesome men and great women or not she is saying i'm doing good it's you to advise her otherwise when she should say i'm doing well the verb gets described by the adverb she should learn it learn it learn it
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picture this, it's the morning time and i'm wide asleep and don't want to wake up and the voice of the little girl over and over and over and over and in my mind there's some dream state i can't let go of pulling me back into the lack of consciousness but the voice mulls around over and over and over again and the grips lets me go and places me in screeching grasp and the voice of the little girl transcends my brain plainer from the choppy the waves of transmission overtake the air and destroy all communication from the voice and in the monitor there's the voice little girls says i wanna go potty i am the monkey i am the monkey man of which you sing of that's me, i'm the monkey man picture this, it's the afternoon and i'm down on my luck and my nerves are getting stuck and there are too many things coming all at once too many circumstances of which i am at fault but maybe i really don't want to go to the city maybe i just don't know what to do maybe i take out my phone have a conversation with our favourite karen while i wait for that voice to every so smoothly say i wanna go potty i am the monkey i am the monkey man of which you sing of that's me, i'm the monkey man now come and grab my hand and take me to your hairless land place me in a banana tree and go ahead, go ahead and leave me why don't you picture this, it's the nighttime and all my anxieties are all gone and watching this show with my girl on the couch does anyone ever wander what happened to huell did he finally realize what was going on and just where the hell is saul? just where the hell is saul? and playing over and over again as i drop my remote from my cold dead hands charlton heston tells me from the grave i wanna go potty i am the monkey i am the monkey man of which you sing of that's me, i'm the monkey man now come and grab my hand and take me to your hairless land place me in a banana tree and go ahead, go ahead and leave me why don't you
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trapped in a batter of whiskey manrat turns to inbob says "i don't see us getting out of this one" inbob responds "fear not manrat, a lot of whiskey goes a short way" manrat drops his head in despair inbob clutches on in to his hair two of them begin to stare into each other's eyes and all the lies finally fade away he knew all along inbob was as happy as gay manrat inbob manrat inbob manrat inbob manrat inbob snapped the locking mechanism finally broken and pushed aside inbob reaches up and climbs up the wall with manrat underneath to catch his fall inbob smiles when he sees the light "damn this whiskey into the night!" manrat stares down and on the ground his soul lays heavy picks up the teddy inbob's arm reaches down asks "are you ready?" manrat inbob manrat inbob manrat inbob manrat inbob welcome to my palace of doom surely you didn't think you would get out alive you've called me shirley for the last time when all i wanted was the world was that so much to ask for? is it too much to feel? to breathe? to see? to be the best of me? dance from these cages dance with these strangers jump and kick the bad guys in their faces pow and bang and boom and crack you got the front and i got your back take me to the rear and pull out your laces strangle the one who really wanted to waste us you got the rope and we got the time run to the outer reach and climb climb climb got to escape and make it outside to the beautiful rainbow out in the sky we'll get him again and we won't waste no time we'll drug him with qualudes and inject him with wine when whiskey's gone to waste and i wanna touch your face we're the best of men and we won't go to waste we're inbob and manrat it's the way we were bred commissioner's gonna call us to try to warn us again death knows not us today but it may one day born us inbob, manrat inbob, manrat inbob manrat
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benghazi not so snazzy paparazzi in benghazi what's he hiding? not law-abiding patriots uniting and fighting don't need no heathcare just let me die here with my freedom fries with my freedom fries tea party strong and hearty i just upped the ante i will shit my pants'y targeting me where's the liberty? it's the irs well then just go to hell don't need your healthcare just let me waste here with my pride and my glock nine you want my guns? well then come and take 'em best back away don't take kindly to gays trying to redefine where do you draw the line? should just be a man and a woman and maybe a first cousin? lemme eat my freedom fries for which many have died for my freedom fries yes, my freedom fries oh, you waste my time you stupid friend of mine you waste my time i will teach you i will reach you you'll be mine just don't waste my time government can kiss my ass i don't even vote i just shoot from the throat you see me in the party you look in my eyes you and me brother won't let freedom die don't need no health scare just let me live here with my freedom fries yes, my freedom fries another civil war is what i'm waiting for man against gov'ment don't take my freedom fries white house turned to black house what's going on here shutting my eyes now time to let it go now jesus on a pavement wrote the second amendment signed the constitution then ascended to the heavens oh, you waste my time you stupid friend of mine you waste my time i will teach you i will reach you you'll be mine just don't waste my time my freedom fries my freedom fries my freedom fries my freedom fries hamburger hot dog with freedom fries with ketchup baseball and football american football with my freedom fries yes my freedom fries my freedom fries i say what i say i do what i may i just want my comfort and my freedom fries i say what i say i do as i may i just want to be loved from the lady above get off your welfare go back to where you came from don’t steal my freedom fries cause it’s my freedom fries we certainly learn the hard way don't we? we’re all most certainly stupid and a giant mess but i’m so glad so glad we’re all still friends
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driving out in your special car the movie wasteland moves afar our destination up ahead with care and frustration, the might and the dread you were borne out into this world to be my man and i'll be your girl skinny hands with bony fingers pointing away at what truly lingers marie and me we go driving to see her stopping at a robert lee diner wet hair and smile, you've never looked finer we talk politics and wrinkle faces on old women bitches and the lives that they've wasted stronger than me now, you'll live longer than me now remember these times as i bow out the theater i love you madly and you just don't believe me you'll choose the face who'll only deceive you marie and me we go cruising in the rain will you forgive your boyfriend when he slams down the hammer and he splits your world and sets it on fire will you forget your mom when she tells you it's time to pick up her memories and leave it behind counting stars out in your car i love you as close as i will ever go far look at the horizon, see the hills and the stars the way i is - is the way you are marie you're just like me we make such a good team let's go get some ice cream and throw out our dreams and finally be free marie you're just like me marie
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any hole will do piece of me to you look the other way close your eyes and pray insertion in the hole blackens up the soul piece of me to you any hole will do you better shut up, shut up, shut up, ... i wanna kiss your face celebrate your race and sunday churches too praise the lord on you any hole will do piece of me to you pray for darkness now hair and sweat is foul exertion of the hole known to take it's towl catholic or jew any hole will do you better shut up, shut up, shut up, ... i wanna hold your hand and take you to the land of peace and happy thoughts where all the lovers fought of sticks and stones and glue i am so stuck on you one plus one is two many holes should do any hole will do many holes on you any hole will do make more holes in you any hole will do piece of you to me tell me what to see tell me what you feel tell me is this real should i turn the wheel i wear it all on you and any hole should do you better shut up, shut up, shut up, ... i'm done with you many holes did do i'm so done with you no longer stuck on you i'm so sorry now i'm so sorry how i wear it all on you and any hole did do any hole will do.... any hole will do piece of me to you throw your fears away what more can i say any hole will do many holes on you any hole will do it won't ... you
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eee-ooooh-aaahhh eeeeeee.... just because the cameras roll in the doctors fall in weepy hospital she is waiting in the hospital and all this time and all of this is not fine in the hospital denise push out your fanny and kick off your shoes jig in your bed you've got nothing to lose when the nurses are fed and doctors are bred when the lights are dimmed i'll sneak right in oooh-aaahhhh-eeeee ohhhhh.... just because the cameras roll in the nurses fall in sleepy hospital she is waiting in this hospital i never did visit and i kinda felt bad told her i would denise push in your tushy and put back your head remember this song when you think you are dead but's it all in your head and it's all in your mind think of the memories of all but a better time denise is my friend and i am hers too she picks up my knee while i put down her shoe and we twist on the surface better off than what worse is when will we leave this place when will we leave this place it's a disgrace a fucking disgrace a broken head and a broken torso does not diminish her worth yo she no rossclot give a damn she will juk out the eyes of uncle sam bwoy she go pon her pride she be chillin she be fine she be going home finally on time push out your booby you are truly groovy no time to poopy this ain't no movie my hand on your head and your head on your pride together we bitch slap or we homicide
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come gather round children and i'll sing you a tale of when the world was darker and filled with fish scales mammals under water fish out on land lamented by the insane and revered by the man there once lived a turtle a turtle named sam he'd drink all the kool-aid to get drunk in the dam an alcoholic turtle doomed to repeat his daily routine of drink, vomit, and sleep then came a tortoise a tortoise in kind said to turtle sam "soon you'll be mine" "give me your kool-aid" "give me your rhyme" "i'll be your best friend" "and then you'll be mine" then came shark pete jumping on diamonds filling his blow hole with the great howard fineman said tortoise to pete "leave now you must!" "i'll widen your blow hole" "and rip out your guts!" so goodbye to shark pete the tortoise stands the line turning to back turtle sam sayin' "bitch, ya gonna be mine" kool-aid in hand sam steps to the side shaking his head and mourning his pride then came a bee buzzing on by tortoise did howl "buzz away or you'll die!" bee turned around and headed back home left tortoise and sam in the desert alone "why you so crazy?" asked sam with great zest "why threaten my friends?" "why you being such a pest?" tortoise look down eyes to the ground filling the ether and not making a sound quiet he was seemed like forever "i just want a friend" sam snaps back "well never!" "i drank my kool aid" "now leave me alone" tortoise packed up his bags and headed for home and so turtle sam opened another kool aid quenched his last thirst then began to fade slowly but surely into the landscape what the hell is this tale trying to say? is there a great moral or was this just a waste time i don't really care i just wanted to rhyme the truth is, children i am the insane i am the tortoise that went home in shame i am the bee and i am shark pete and i've said certain words i'd hope you’d never repeat now leave now children and forget my tale of when the world was darker and filled with fish scales for now the world now is brighter and your path is so open and the love that you’ll feel has a lot more to be spoken you're the next generation our future, our hope so don't fuck this all up well... just don't fuck this all up love your family love your friends but most of all love yourself
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how can i disappear forever? that seems to be the question look it up in the dictionary and you won't find me look me up in the ancient sea scrolls and you won't find me cause i'm already gone and it wasn't even for that long you turned around to find me but i was already gone i am a man of patience i am a man of a few words why would you take advantage of that? what is your agenda? i just want to be left alone vantage point from my home imploding very discreetly while disappearing completely jump on the carcass and pull out it's eyes put in his tongue and you will see a big surprise i'm not your friend i'm not your lover when we look at each other my brain starts to ache and my heart slowly breaks what could have been is lost in thought call back the memories and watch them decay and fade into the grey disintegrate so neatly and disappearing completely cut up the carcass and roll up his eyes little boy and girl you will see a big surprise how many times must i say you won't find me how many times must i say it it's not that i don't care about you it's just that i can't be near you and watching me ask questions and figuring out answers of how i can disappear forever when you find me in the dictionary i'm already gone because i'm already gone i'm already forget about the carcass forget about your friend everybody dies in the end forgot about the eyes don't take them home you won't even know what this is about again my friend all these men don't deserve you the ages will unearth you and the stars will finally birth you and the heavens will finally learn you nothing above you is how much i love you
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she's got style and she's so fine she make a neurosurgeon wanna lose his fracking mind i won't know i don't know man on the roof looking down at me i think he wanna flex why he look so vex? i don’t know i don't know well i got his debt and he got my credit if he don't catch me he'll later regret it shuffling round my the corner drinking china tea on lee's audi forgetting all the words and phrases tattoeed on my bronzed body i'm jumping in a janet jack and fluttering, picking up the slack as well as you don't know me folks i'm comma, period, as a matter of fact i don’t know i don't know futzing in the corner, warner picking up the blues, blues-clues jacking up my muscles, sammy well i just don't know i don't know jamaican jerkin chicken, licken' china girl be sticking, sticking just where the donkadonk is our friend, chicken wicked? she is so beautiful everything about her is she'll drive to wisconsin and she'll stay with her mother and she won't even bother to perform a single selfie to me to me and here she comes in coyly with a nose to smell a mile away those nostrils are holes punching through our very souls jumpin in a jacks and kicking off the bottom shoes we all gotta to follow lock step within these rules i don’t know i don't know trying to find my libido, tito where's the unicycle, michael? why you beat your children, joe? that's why i don't like you i don't know sitting in a room with only you you make me so happy oh, your brain is so nappy she is so beautiful everything about her is she'll drive to new jersey a state she didn't even try to save i don't know is the moniker of what i'm trying to do this part is all of what the hell do you want from me with all this gumption from stupid politicians and stupid politicians is what every gosh darned singer has ever sung about without a growth of original prowess i douse you in the gasoline of my penile infection i just don't know know i don't know know know know i don’t know light the fire from your womanhood and wash, spin, repeat ad inifinitum i don't know what the moniker is someone slap me i pushed the door on a little girl the other day it was an accident but the looks i be getting the looks i be getting it was just an accident she is so beautiful everything about her is so beautiful