Lipsticks & Pussy
(All songs are written by Winston Campbell, Jr. except where specified)---
there once was a man who lived in a man and he didn't know what to do with himself so he had to run to the market to get some sort of clothes now this man didn't know the ways around the where he kind of walked around in a mile in a mile in a mile and he didn't know what to do after himself now didn't i hear you saying a story so many times before so many times i didn't understand the last thing you said would you recognize me if you weren't... is there anyone here i don't know, man my guess is that this-a thing's gonna be recorded because i'm doing the thing from the headphones know what i'm saying? ain't saying nothing ain't saying nothing at all mofo's win mofo's lose that's the way it goes, man look at justin, man lost to kelly clarkson on american idol now she has a song she's a good singer though i'll a... i'll give her that that's all i'm gonna say about that that's all i'm gonna say now, i don't know nothing you know i don't know nothing but... it's all coming to an end you know what i mean the way the world is and all this terrorism stuff i don't know, man i don't know what the future holds you know maybe if that like... a... what you call them things ahhh... dammit man i can't remember the name ahhh... the meteor, man, might hit the earth i don't know what to do after that point know what i'm saying it's all bad you know what i'm saying, man i ain't trying to front or nothing just trying to tell the truth trying to tell it in a southern accent which doesn't seem to work all the much you know what i mean well... i don't know guess i'm just sitting here trying to record this song trying to make an album out of it but i don't know how it's coming out what the hell am i doing i got like delays and stuff and bass rub my hands all up and down at the top of the bass like a mofo and i'm all by myself in this house don't know what to do maybe i get myself a skincutter and delay it yeah that's what i said get myself a skincutter and delay it that's all i gotta say at this time
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well i went out one morning to grab myself some hay i seen long tall sally filling up her biscuit tray say "hey long tall sally, what you got in there for me" she said "don't cross my now boy or else i'm gonna pee pee on your fuuking leg but i'll number two instead" well i went in to town to grab my wedding gown the man behind the counter asked me why i had a frown said "i have got a frown cause i got a meaty mound" he looked at me peculiar-like and didn't make a sound then i lifted up my skirt and showed him where it hurt like hell! so why don't you get out the sammy adams and pull down the gas masks and gas that dog! gas it doggystyle the one with no leg the one that's always in your bed oh yeah, baby in your bed!
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why does no one talk about cindy snow? the further in is the way it goes and it's going much further than here why must the look be so demeaning? the gun for the final time jack pushes cindy into the meat grinder special k tastes like old women's blood janet leaves the scene in her head pushes herself to strike a finger down her throat no one feels the way we move on jealousy paints the sky in palettes mr. angelino had choked her in her sleep chrissy left them and none were all jack tried hard to pull his plans through kissed cindy and busted her head open on the fence here we go... girl into man and man into hermaphrodite janet knows the way how it goes why does no one talk about cindy snow? larry falls for the final time and says "and somehow i believe my death will pull us all through"
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he was a sexy nigger wouldn't you figure i am a confederate soldier from the south when i laid my eyes on him he looked so tender i wanted to give in but i am a confederate soldier from the south picking cotton was his thing the way he picked it made me want to sing he was a such a sexy nigger you wouldn't figure but i can't touch him cause i am a soldier confederacy for robert e. lee ee-eee-eeeee-eee-eeeeeeee-eee-eeee robert e. lee you wouldn't... couldn't do the way i feel oooh, for that sexy nigger oooh, sexy nigger
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hey there, have yourself some pussy and i ate it well and i can't pull myself in front of it and i ate it well well, i had myself some pussy and i ate it well and you know where you can find me it's all very well... if you know what i am saying if you lay down in front of me with your legs wide open and your heart... hurting me slowly it burns it burns in you say stick your tongue below tongue below tongue below and you sick my tongue below so much breath is taken and forsaken and you know "will you eat my pussy down below?" below... fuck it!
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i've lost my feet somewhere along the way don't remember where don't even remember why and i'm so weak i've lost all that blood and in the mud is my finger on the trigger i'm on my way babe to your niagara falls i'm on my way babe and it's not working out somewhere along the way i've lost my will to give up and i'm all out i'm all out of here