SELF PARODY

...you've always been there. you're all out of here...

Not the Zoo But...

(All songs are written by Winston Campbell, Jr. except where specified)

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white like dana

(instrumental)

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you're just a wall on the fly


it's brutal
the way you smile
it's brutal
the way you cry
it's brutal
the way you talk
it's brutal
the way you fuck
it's brutal
the way you turn
it's brutal
the way it burns
and it burns and tire
passion and fire

it's brutal
the way you flirt
it's brutal
the way it hurts
it's brutal
the skin you're in
it's brutal
the one that's in
it's brutal
the way you learn
it's brutal
the way i burn
and it's burning
all for you too

don't look at me
no
just please...
just go

you're just a wall on the fly
you're just a wall on the fly

and it's brutal
the way i run
it's brutal
put down that gun
it's brutal
the way you shake
it's brutal
the way i ache
it's brutal
it's in your vein
so brutal
for what remains
it's brutal
the way i cry
it's brutal
the way you die
and i don't know what it's all for
and i don't know what it's all for
and i don't know what it's all for
and i don't care what it's all for
			

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deadman, i direct you to unknown people


fuck up chris
you set me up
now it's my turn
to shut you up
shut up chris
you set me up
now it's my turn
to fuck you up
you run and you build
and you come and you see
and you know what i know
don't you know what i mean?
and i turn round your corner
with my head on a switch
look at what you've done
it's now come to this

you're a dead man
you're a dead man
you're a dead man
you're a dead man
you're a dead man
you're a dead man
i direct you to unknown people
people unknown

fuck up chris
you set me up
now it's my turn
to shut you up
shut up chris
you set me up
now is my time
now is my time

you're a dead man
you're a dead man
you're a dead man
you're a dead man
you're a dead man
you're a dead man
you're a dead man
you're deadman
i direct you to unknown people

people
come back
people
unknown
people

you fucked up chris
you set me up
now it's my time
to shut you up
shut up chris
you set me up
now it's my time
to fuck you up
you run and you build
and you come and you see
and you know what i know
don't you know what i mean?
and i turn round your corner
with my head on a switch
look at what you've done
it's now come to this

deadman
i direct you
to unknown people
people
			

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you can't save new jersey


i love my friends to the end
to the end of my mind
can't you tell where she fell
will she come up this time?
look at me, what you see?
just a native restless
when she left, i felt bereft
felt like something missing

you can't save new jersey

take a car to the park
in the dark you will do this
diner chair, underwear
wet with all this disease

you can't save new jersey

what is this about cost of living?
what is this about what we're giving?
does this make our knees grow weak?
won't move forward cause our mouths won't speak
well speak loud, speak proud
stand tall, don't fall
get out, walk about
throw up and let it out
want more, get less
put out your sunday dress
boys stare, dogs glare
tugging and pawing at your underwear

you can't
they say you can't
can't save new jersey
cruising seventy five
trying to make it home alive
turnpike smells like death
the cows have come home to rest

i love my friends to the end
to the end of state lines
can't you tell how she fell
she won't come back this time
left me here with a stare
not a single hug goodbye
now she's gone
it is time to move on

when it's time to move on
it's time to move on
it's time to move on
when it's time to move on
it's time to move on
it's time to move on
when it's time to move on
it's time to move on
it's time to move on
when it's time to move on
when it's all over
			

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mary lynn rajskub


impress upon me
the quick and the zeal
a slight hand appeal
the walk and the feel
impress upon me
with hands of white steel
and give a slight squeeze
with dripping appeal

i left my bag at work
i left home in a rush
just to feel the gush
i don't know you 
but i miss you so much

impress upon you
the thickening glue
the null pointer clue
and a painful adieu
impress upon me
your wit and your zeal
your slight hand appeal
your walk and your feel

i left my bag at work
i left home in a rush
just as it is such
i don't know you
but i would really like to

i left my bag at work
oh, i'm such a jerk
i'm such a jerk
i'm such a jerk
i am such a jerk
i am such a jerk
oh
i'm such a jerk
			

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mush is mind


i put the couch on you cause you want me to
i put the couch on you cause you dragged it too
i put the couch on you cause you're sloppy goo
i put the couch on you cause it belongs to you

mulder's lost his mind
scully has to find
mulder's mind
(and i'm out of time)

you bastard
you're a bastard
she came to the door
and she wanted a little more
i had a gift to give to you
but i forgot it at the bank
at the blood bank we trade blood
at the blonde bank we trade brunettes

sookie's lost her mind
i am a vampire
lafayette's still gay
what more can i say

i have the money
you have the girl
please take this money
so i can have the girl

todd did not tell fernando
(todd you gotta tell fernando)
(what the fuck is wrong with you?)
where is fernando?

you're a maga man...
you're a maga man...
you're a maga man...
you're a maga man...
i put the couch on you cause you're a maga man
i put the couch on you cause you're a maga man
i put the couch on you cause you're a maga man

sean hannity's an asshole
(you are a great american)
a big, sloppy, dirty asshole
(a really great american)

i jerk the jack and you jerk the jill
c'mon on now folks get up the hill
i jack the jerk and you jerk the chicken
colonel sanders is finger lickin'
i jerk the jack and you jerk the jill
c'mon on now folks get up the hill
i jack the jerk and you jerk the chicken
colonel sanders is finger lickin'

much is on my mind
and i'm running out of time
out of time

before i mentioned that sean hannity was an asshole
it was a little harsh
but i think that he is an asshole

mulder's lost his mind
scully's got to find
david duchovony's mind
			

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i could probably melt this entire building and taunt him with that


i could probably melt this building
just to see what they will say
they'll probably think i'm crazy
they'll definitely think i'm crazy
but i'm no crazier than the next man
no, i'm no crazier than the next one
wait...
lost my train of thought

i sat on top of the tower
i bathed in the indoor shower
i waited patiently for the siren
but no siren ever came
i basked in the vast hallway
i slipped down the vast hallway
i bruised my pride deep inside
and a part of me died
just waiting
waiting
waiting for the siren
but no siren ever came

i could probably melt this entire building
just to taunt him with it
he'll probably think i'm a bitter person
he'll probably think i'm the bitter person
but i'm no bitter than the next girl
after all the times i've been stood up
and trying to make sense of this place
trying to hide the look on my face

i lobbied all through the doorway
pranced in that all too sure way
the acid deep in my skin
the one that stings when it's in
and i waited to decrease the casualties
i did not want any casualties
but there's always someone waiting
waiting around for something to happen

i create the siren
when no siren ever comes
i create the siren
when no siren ever comes
i create the siren
when no siren ever comes

i could probably melt this building
just to see what they'll say
is it so wrong to be bored all the time?
is it so wrong to be this bored all the time?
i pass my time with this thought
and i swear i'm no crazier than the next man
and well...
lost my train of thought there
lost my train of thought there
lost my thought of train there
and i lost my train of thought here

be quiet!

i create the siren
when no siren ever comes
i create the siren
when no siren ever comes
i create the siren
when no siren ever comes
			

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beta ray liotta... fab


ray liotta!
you're a goodfella!

you were the gas
and you passed it so fast
you could so last
if you looked at your past
quite up to task
d.o.j. in your flask
he took your brain
and ate it fame
made us insane
to watch you eat your own brain
but you looked good
as we know that you should
you are the king
it is just your thing
so now we all sing

ray liotta!
you're a goodfella!

you were the dog
riding with the wild hogs
quite so sentry
with unlawful entry
you took a stand
in a corrupt cop land
you made your team
in a field of no dreams
trapped in a fate
with no such escape
but it's never too late
to watch denzel at the gate
ketchup on pasta
ratted out your own mobsters
a little too shady
with the lonely lady

ray liotta!
you're a goodfella!

ray liotta!
you're a goodfella!

i know
(for once)
i know
(for once)
i know
			

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cox is on my mind


cox is on my mind
cox is on my mind everytime
cox is on my mind
on my mind
on my mind

cox is on my mind
cox is on my mind everytime
cox is on my mind
everytime everytime everytime

when i try to think of something else
because i can't
cause cox is on my mind
i can't think of nothing else
because when i try to think of something else
i try to think i don't want to think of cox
but it's always on my mind
on my mind
cox is on my mind
when i try to think and i see if i can't
cause cox is on my mind
all the time
all the time

you know you want to get it off your mind
you know you can't even find the time
you know you won't see through this bullshit line
so don't blow your mind

trying to concentrate
i try to reiterate
but then it's much too late
now i've got to wait
opposite of love is hate
it's a very common trait
wait, wait, wait...

cox is on my mind
cox is on my mind everytime
cox is on my mind
everytime everytime

when i sit at work i can't concentrate
anymore because it is on my mind
i'm talking about cox
well...
cox is on my mind
cox, the communications company
i want my voice over ip
do they provide voice over ip?
			

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everybody dies in florida


i am my mother's child
i have my mother's eyes
i want my mother's smile
all with my father's style

i am a overtly shy
i often question why
no matter what I try
i'm still my father's child

i close my eyes in vain
i clench my teeth with pain
to drive out the insane
all with the sun and rain

i don't need to eat today
i don't quite know what to say
i don't want to fucking pray
i just need to be, okay?

i need to change this tone
i need to hurry home
left the water on the stove
and forgot to charge the phone

and nothing that you say
can make me feel okay
so please just step away
and let me be, okay?

i am my mother's child
i have my mother's eyes
i want my mother's smile
all with my father's style

i have to feel unsure
and I have to be impure
in sickness and in health
i'll always be myself

i'll always be myself
i'll always be myself
			

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the wonderful art of phone tag


just when you think that i'm calling
that's when you won't pick up the line
the wonderful art of this game we play
the wonderful art of phone tag
just when i try to one up you
well...
you can't say you're my friend
friends don't leave the other out to dry
why won't you pick up your line
all this time
you want to move away even further

pick it up... pick it up... pick it up...
(you bitch)

just when you think that i'm calling
that's when you won't pick up the line
the wonderful art of this game we play
this game
we play much to your pleasure

pick it up... pick it up... pick it up...
(you bitch)

bitch
you're a bitch
a big fat bitch
you're a bitch
bitch (bitch bitch)
bitch
you're a bitch
a big fat bitch
			

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i will fight you like this is cherry hill


knife fight in the hallway
knife fight in the room
stabbing time is over
time to lick the wounds
phone call in the evening
cops outside the door
blood now in the carpet
blood stains on the floor

i will fight you
like this is cherry hill
i will pierce you
swallow my poison pill
you stop and you start
and you jab for the heart
and you let down your guard
you and me
and karen makes three

fist fight in the main room
manager in between
girlfriend chokes in anger
boyfriend busts a spleen
president at the front gate
officer by the street
sentence is a run-on
none which is complete

i will fight you
like this is cherry hill
i will kiss you
swallow your poison pill
you stop and you start
and you jab at my heart
but you let down your guard
you and me
and karen makes three

knife fight
fist fight
wrist tight
all right
it's night
piss fight
it's time
my time

i will fight you
like this is cherry hill
i will ride you
all against your will
you stop and you start
and you brace for the heart
and you let down your guard
you stop and you start
and you break it apart
and you fall so hard
you and me
and karen
well we make three

you can mop up all the blood
you can sweep up all the hair
but nothing you do
nothing you do
can keep me away from you
cause i've been there
cause i've been here
cause i've been everywhere man
cause i've been there
cause i've been here
cause i've been everywhere man
			

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we hope you rot in heaven


when i was a boy
you used to come around
you used to push me down
but i got up
when you were a boy
i used to turn the other way
you always used to say
just stay down

we hoped you rot in heaven
since you were eleven
singing with the angels
we hope you rot in heaven
say hello for me

when you were a boy
you used to mess around
used to drag me down
in the mud pit
but then you realized
deep down in my eyes
that i was just a girl
you could play with
and you were just so young
you took it on the tongue
i didn't feel too sad
cause you deserved it

we hoped you rot in heaven
you were only eleven
singing with the angels
we hope you rot in heaven
say hello for me

but now i realize
i could have stood up for myself a little more
i could have knocked you to the floor
could have tied you with the dress i wore
and i could have been the one
i could have been the one

we hoped you rot in heaven
since you were eleven
singing with the angels
we hope you rot in heaven
say hello for me please
please just one shout out
now that it's half past eleven
we hope you rot in heaven
			

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welcome to america


it's the weight of the world
it's the weight of the world
and you're my special girl
you're my special girl

it's the way of the world
it's the weight of the world
and you're my special girl
you're my special girl

come with me
walk with me
come and hold my hand
my hand is black
and yours is tan
walk with me to the sea
watch with me now

i love you and...
welcome to america
we have been waiting for you
i love you and...
welcome to america
we have been waiting for you

it's the weight of the world
it's the way of the world
and you're my special girl
you're my special girl

put on your pants
put on your pants now
put it on
stars and stripes and all

a man starts to wonder
and i love you

welcome to america
we have been waiting for you
how many times must i have to say...
how many times must i have to say it?
do you have a visa?
if not then get the fuck out!

(crowd commotion and pandemonium)
america waits for you!

it's the weight of the world
it's the weight of the world
and you're my special girl
you're my special girl
it's the way of the world
it's the way of the world

you're my favourite girl and...
america!
			

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i am renardus


i am the king
i am the king
i am the king of the world
i am the king
i am the king
i am the king of the world
i am the king
i am the king of the world
(i don't want to wait)
(i don't want to wait no more)

i am the king
i am the king
i am the king of the world
i am the king
i am the king
i am the king of the world

i am renardus
i am renardus

chicken leg
give me your chicken leg
your chicken leg
give me your chicken leg
blonde hair on a chicken leg

i am renardus
i am renardus

i am renardus
give me your...

i am renardus
i am renardus
i am renardus
i am renardus
i am renardus
i am renardus
			
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