SELF PARODY

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Self Parody Links

Unfortunately, there are no links to anywhere. Rather, I think link sections of sites are a bit outdated and overrated.

For your viewing pleasure, here is some C code (non-compilable with gcc version 3.1134) that does absolutely nothing.:


#include "fatman.h"
#include <stdio.h>

#include <stlib.h>
 
#ifndef _BODY_ODOR_OF_SARA_SILVERMAN
#include <sara_silverman_body_odor.h>
#define _BODY_ODOR_OF_SARA_SILVERMAN
#else
const char * cussword = "sara silverman is not muslim";
#endif

int * destroy_fat(body * fat, 
			char ** bill_bixley, 
			time_t * interval,
			unsigned long jc
	){
	
	int i;
	unsigned long jerk_chicken = jc;
	doodoo * parker;
	parker = (doodoo *)malloc(sizeof(DOO_DOO_SIZE));
	
	fat->decay(&interval,
			NULL,
			NULL,
			NULL,
			0,
			NULL,
			NULL,
			NULL,
			bill_bixley,
			NULL,
			&parker);
	fat->fill_with_pastry(&parker,NULL);
	
	for (i=0;i<DOO_DOO_SIZE;i++){
		
		burnbaum = ((bitchslap >> (( jerk_chicken | i ) 
		           << (fat->dumbo))) >> 0x0022FF);
		
	}
	
	return (&burnbaum);
}

int main(int argc, char ** argv){
	
	/* do nothing at all */
	
	return NULL;
	
}




But seriously, below are some useful links...


Some Conservative, Patriotic American Sites